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Smell like your main with an all natural goats milk soap ๐Ÿฅ›

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๐Ÿ‘‡NEW SOAPS ADDED EVERY MONTH (OCTOBER 2020)

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A FUN WAY TO TAKE A BETTER SHOWER

Smell like your favorite fighters with a natural goats milk soap. These soaps are specially created for you to wash with the wildest smells imaginable, disappearing the second you step out of the shower. This means you won't smell like birthday cake after taking a birthday cake scented shower. A unique gameplay experience found nowhere else  

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How do I know this is safe?

 

NO HARSH CHEMICALS means no more worrying about itching and irritation, letting you focus on grinding those W's (and great for sensitive skin).

 

SUPER SOFT AND CREAMY texture provides you with a personal massage to loosen up and relax.

 

SOFTER AND SMOOTHER skin for longer periods of time, your skin will create a natural moisture barrier in response to the to the goats milk bar of soap.

 

VITAMINS A, C, AND E prevents premature aging and kills dead skin cells (something most soaps can't do, so they rub the dirt around), keeping you young and glowing!

MAKE THE CHANGE NOW

In order to be the best, you need to treat yourself that way. Stop using the unhealthy soap you chose years ago. You are DI'ing inwards towards your own death in real life.

 

๐Ÿ˜ณ You are sick of smelling like a 15 year old from 30 feet away

๐Ÿคข You are sick of bathing in chemicals

๐Ÿ˜ž You are sick of not smelling like your main

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๐Ÿ”ฅMOST POPULAR SOAPS RIGHT NOW๐Ÿ”ฅ

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Oh yeah, we sell samples too.

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SEE WHAT THE PEOPLE ARE SAYING

I'm honestly surprised. My mother makes her own soap and has for as long as I remember, and I can now confirm, Smashersoap is legit good. I got Blaster daddy (blueberry muffin) and let me tell you, I smell like a fucking blueberry muffin rn. 10/10

@KODIAKS

The colors are so incredibly pretty. I love how it looks. And smelling it initially is ALSO amazing.

@mqtakk

The soap doesn't leave my skin dry in comparison to your average store bought soap. Typically after a shower my nose is super dry then gets really oily. Doesn't happen in this case.

@JxshMafia

They have great smelling soap made with goats milk so it doesn't dry out your hands

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LOOKING FOR A SPONSOR?

smashersoap is looking to sponsor any player no matter the size of the following. Partner with us to earn cash and get some sweet sweet soap on us.

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