Thomas Crook (GOLD SERIES LIMITED TIME SOAP)

Thomas Crook (GOLD SERIES LIMITED TIME SOAP)

Regular price $7.99 Unit price  per 

This is a GOLD SERIES soap, available from MAY26-JUNE2 OF 2020. After that time period it will never come back.

 

WHAT IS THIS?

This is a natural bar of soap created in parody of Nook. Gift this to a friend or take a relaxing shower yourself.

DESCRIPTION:

This is a re packaged version of "Not Going Any Further, you guys are sick" but with a new limited time only box art.


You animals wanted this one, but I couldn't cross the line like you wanted me to. C O C O N U T T C R E A M P A I.

WHAT DO I GET?
Thomas Crook (Coconut cream pie scented)
FREE Nose Parry Adapter (this adapter enables you to cross-play with people who don't take showers, simply by clipping the adapter onto your nose)
FREE "Wash Your ASS" Sticker

INGREDIENTS:
Goats milk & coconut cream pie fragrance. We intend to not kill a person by adding in actual garbage.

PROCESS:
This soap is handmade from my home. I am an Iowa based college student (studying computer science) and love creating little enjoyments and gag items like this. I test one out of every 5-10 soaps I create as a quality check and love the Smash community. This not only helps me out as I progress through school, but it fills me with enjoyment to see the reactions people get from these silly soaps.

I do not own Super Smash Bros and it's characters, this is not an officially licensed product.

 

Ships from IOWA, USA. Please give a few days to prepare your order.