CrocoBuss

CrocoBuss

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$4.99
Regular price
$7.99
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This soap was created for the THICKEST of men, who absolutely crave to gobble up anyone who thinks weight means a free combo. Big boys do like to eat, so sink your teeth into that scent of clean gamer ass as you blunder and buss to the top.

 

Shower style: CRAZY. Lemon is a very sharp and pure scent. It's not like other soap you've used, this soap was meant to hit you with a heavy attack. Use this to feel the cleanest you've ever felt. Has poppy seeds for exfoliation.

 

This comes with a FREE Nose Parry Adapter (this adapter enables you to cross-play with people who don't take showers, simply by clipping the adapter onto your nose)

 

This is not an officially licensed product.

Ships from IOWA, USA. Please give a few days to prepare your order.