Monkey Dong is rightfully for those who have the absolute highest priority on their moves in life. Crafted straight from the Dong, you'll enjoy the scent of wholesome gamer soap as you kill confirm your opponents with the good ol' one tap clap.
Shower style: REFRESHING.
Green tea is very refreshing. When using this soap it feels like im in a spa, and im like im curing myself of any possible underlying diseases I have when using this soap. It relaxes me so I can go into gamer mode after leaving my work clothes in the middle of the bedroom floor.
This comes with a FREE Nose Parry Adapter (this adapter enables you to cross-play with people who don't take showers, simply by clipping the adapter onto your nose)
This is not an officially licensed product.
Ships from IOWA, USA. Please give a few days to prepare your order.