Everyone is Dead!

Everyone is Dead!

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This is a natural bar of soap created in parody of Kirby. Gift this to a friend or take a relaxing shower yourself.


Everyone is Dead smells so good that it almost saved everyone from dying in the first place. It sucks the stink from you and uses its power to make you irresistible. You'll feel like everyday is your birthday, and smell like it too.


Everyone is Dead! (Birthday cake scented)
FREE Nose Parry Adapter (this adapter enables you to cross-play with people who don't take showers, simply by clipping the adapter onto your nose)

Goats milk & birthday cake fragrance. We intend to not kill a person by adding in actual garbage.

This soap is handmade from my home. I am an Iowa based college student (studying computer science) and love creating little enjoyments and gag items like this. I test one out of every 5-10 soaps I create as a quality check and love the Smash community. This not only helps me out as I progress through school, but it fills me with enjoyment to see the reactions people get from these silly soaps.

I do not own Super Smash Bros and it's characters, this is not an officially licensed product.


Ships from IOWA, USA. Please give a few days to prepare your order.

Description written by @TheJiggJag