Ring King

Ring King

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This is a natural bar of soap created in parody of the guy from the movie that was actually pretty good. Gift this to a friend or take a relaxing shower yourself.



Ladies and Gentlemen, its the fastest soap you've ever seen. The scent of watermelon tied in with an all natural goats milk soap... gets you clean like a king super quick! Unlike other soaps (or hedgehogs), this won't take up time you’ll never get back.


Ring King (Sweet watermelon scented)
FREE Nose Parry Adapter (this adapter enables you to cross-play with people who don't take showers, simply by clipping the adapter onto your nose)

Goats milk & Sweet watermelon. We intend to not kill a person by adding in actual garbage.

This soap is handmade from my home. I am an Iowa based college student (studying computer science) and love creating little enjoyments and gag items like this. I test one out of every 5-10 soaps I create as a quality check and love the Smash community. This not only helps me out as I progress through school, but it fills me with enjoyment to see the reactions people get from these silly soaps.

I do not own Super Smash Bros and it's characters, this is not an officially licensed product.


Ships from IOWA, USA. Please give a few days to prepare your order.