WHAT IS THIS?
This is a natural bar of soap created in parody of Wolf. Gift this to a friend or take a relaxing shower yourself.
Blaster Daddy is for those who want to add some swag to their shower combos. The juicy delicious scent of a blueberry muffin will satisfy your fierce hunger for a kill whilst you think strategically of your next tactic in the shower. You are a wolf at all times now, which means you are constantly hungry for the absolute destruction of anything that comes across your path.
WHAT DO I GET?
Blaster Daddy (blueberry muffin scent)
FREE Nose Parry Adapter (this adapter enables you to cross-play with people who don't take showers, simply by clipping the adapter onto your nose)
FREE "Wash Your ASS" Sticker
Goats milk & blueberry muffin fragrance. We intend to not kill a person by adding in actual garbage.
This soap is handmade from my home. I am an Iowa based college student (studying computer science) and love creating little enjoyments and gag items like this. I test one out of every 5-10 soaps I create as a quality check and love the Smash community. This not only helps me out as I progress through school, but it fills me with enjoyment to see the reactions people get from these silly soaps.
I do not own Super Smash Bros and it's characters, this is not an officially licensed product.
Ships from IOWA, USA. Please give a few days to prepare your order.