Kneed More Speed

Kneed More Speed

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This is a natural bar of soap created in parody of Captain Falcon. Gift this to a friend or take a relaxing shower yourself.

Kneed More Speed is for men who don't care about what others think. Every night is pizza night with the boys and every lab session consists of swag, tech, and true combos. This soap is for the bold and the brave. After all, life is all about hitting that clip... so why not fling across the stage and die trying?


Kneed More Speed (Root Beer scented)
FREE Nose Parry Adapter (this adapter enables you to cross-play with people who don't take showers, simply by clipping the adapter onto your nose)

Goats milk & Root Beer fragrance. We intend to not kill a person by adding in actual garbage.

This soap is handmade from my home. I am an Iowa based college student (studying computer science) and love creating little enjoyments and gag items like this. I test one out of every 5-10 soaps I create as a quality check and love the Smash community. This not only helps me out as I progress through school, but it fills me with enjoyment to see the reactions people get from these silly soaps.

I do not own Super Smash Bros and it's characters, this is not an officially licensed product.


Ships from IOWA, USA. Please give a few days to prepare your order.