Monkey Dong is rightfully for those who have the absolute highest priority on their moves in life. Crafted straight from the Dong, you'll enjoy the scent of wholesome banana as you kill confirm your opponents with the good ol' one tap clap. Banana scented.
This comes with a FREE Nose Parry Adapter (this adapter enables you to cross-play with people who don't take showers, simply by clipping the adapter onto your nose)
This is not an officially licensed product.
Ships from IOWA, USA. Please give a few days to prepare your order.