WHAT IS THIS?
This is a natural bar of soap created in parody of Donkey Kong. Gift this to a friend or take a relaxing shower yourself.
Monkey Dong is rightfully for those who have the absolute highest priority on their moves in life. Crafted straight from the Dong, you'll enjoy the scent of wholesome banana as you kill confirm your opponents with the good ol' one tap clap.
WHAT DO I GET?
Monkey Dong Soap (Banana scented)
FREE Nose Parry Adapter (this adapter enables you to cross-play with people who don't take showers, simply by clipping the adapter onto your nose)
FREE "Wash Your ASS" Sticker
Goats milk & banana. We intend to not kill a person by adding in actual garbage.
This soap is handmade from my home. I am an Iowa based college student (studying computer science) and love creating little enjoyments and gag items like this. I test one out of every 5-10 soaps I create as a quality check and love the Smash community. This not only helps me out as I progress through school, but it fills me with enjoyment to see the reactions people get from these silly soaps.
I do not own Super Smash Bros and it's characters, this is not an officially licensed product.
Ships from IOWA, USA. Please give a few days to prepare your order.