Spicy Swordboy

Spicy Swordboy

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WHAT IS THIS?

This is a natural bar of soap created in parody of Roy. Gift this to a friend or take a relaxing shower yourself.

 

DESCRIPTION:
Spicy Swordboy was created just for you, the underdog. Despite what others may typically think, you by heart represent the true top tier and you possess the impressive skills to prove it. This soap was designed to have a casual yet fiery sharp scent of citrus, instantly giving you the most optimal ability to outmatch those who think they have the best shower tech.

 

WHAT DO I GET?
Spicy Swordboy (sharp citrus scent)
FREE Nose Parry Adapter (this adapter enables you to cross-play with people who don't take showers, simply by clipping the adapter onto your nose)

 

INGREDIENTS:
Goats milk & sharp citrus fragrance. We intend to not kill a person by adding in actual garbage.


PROCESS:
This soap is handmade from my home. I am an Iowa based college student (studying computer science) and love creating little enjoyments and gag items like this. I test one out of every 5-10 soaps I create as a quality check and love the Smash community. This not only helps me out as I progress through school, but it fills me with enjoyment to see the reactions people get from these silly soaps.

I do not own Super Smash Bros and it's characters, this is not an officially licensed product.

 

Ships from IOWA, USA. Please give a few days to prepare your order.