Square Survivalist

Square Survivalist

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WHAT IS THIS?

This is a natural bar of soap created in parody of That one guy who makes you fall through the stage. Gift this to a friend or take a relaxing shower yourself.

 

DESCRIPTION:

This soap is a fan favorite and a game changer. This soap was by created by dying a man stuck on an island, using nothing but his hands and natural resources. It'll hit your stink harder than a falling anvil! Not to mention, the Apple pie smell will keep the creeps away.

 

WHAT DO I GET?
Square Survivalist (Apple pie scented)
FREE Nose Parry Adapter (this adapter enables you to cross-play with people who don't take showers, simply by clipping the adapter onto your nose)


INGREDIENTS:
Goats milk & Apple Pie. We intend to not kill a person by adding in actual garbage.


PROCESS:
This soap is handmade from my home. I am an Iowa based college student (studying computer science) and love creating little enjoyments and gag items like this. I test one out of every 5-10 soaps I create as a quality check and love the Smash community. This not only helps me out as I progress through school, but it fills me with enjoyment to see the reactions people get from these silly soaps.

I do not own Super Smash Bros and it's characters, this is not an officially licensed product.

 

Ships from IOWA, USA. Please give a few days to prepare your order.