Square Survivalist

Square Survivalist

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This soap is a fan favorite and a game changer. This soap was by created by dying a man stuck on an island, using nothing but his hands and natural resources. It'll hit your stink harder than a falling anvil! Not to mention, the Fresh gamer smell will keep the creeps away.

 

Shower style: COOL. This cool ocean breeze scent is like jumping into a river at 3am except you wont be covered in random garbage and smell like piss. If youre a sucker for night air or ocean breeze kind of scents, this is the one for you. Has seat salt for exfoliation.

 

This comes with a FREE Nose Parry Adapter (this adapter enables you to cross-play with people who don't take showers, simply by clipping the adapter onto your nose)

 

This is not an officially licensed product.

Ships from IOWA, USA. Please give a few days to prepare your order.