Stab, Stab, Trunk

Stab, Stab, Trunk

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This is a natural bar of soap created in parody of Terry. Gift this to a friend or take a relaxing shower yourself.



Unlike command inputs, this soap is simple. You put it on, and you smell like the best cola you've ever had. Its like a power geyser of freshness. No more people asking "are you okay?" Now the only question they'll ask is "where can I get that soap?"


Stab, stab, trunk. (Cola scented)
FREE Nose Parry Adapter (this adapter enables you to cross-play with people who don't take showers, simply by clipping the adapter onto your nose)

Goats milk & Cola. We intend to not kill a person by adding in actual garbage.

This soap is handmade from my home. I am an Iowa based college student (studying computer science) and love creating little enjoyments and gag items like this. I test one out of every 5-10 soaps I create as a quality check and love the Smash community. This not only helps me out as I progress through school, but it fills me with enjoyment to see the reactions people get from these silly soaps.

I do not own Super Smash Bros and it's characters, this is not an officially licensed product.


Ships from IOWA, USA. Please give a few days to prepare your order.