Unviable and Unreliable

Unviable and Unreliable

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This is a natural bar of soap created in parody of the Ice Climbers. Gift this to a friend or take a relaxing shower yourself.

According to scientists, this soap was discovered to be handcrafted by two orphan twins whilst freezing to death after they climbed up a mountain. Although they are not alive, they left behind a ton of soap that is now mass produced and monopolized without credit. They are unviable because they are dead and they are unreliable because they can't work anymore.

Unviable and Unreliable (Icey mint scented)
FREE Nose Parry Adapter (this adapter enables you to cross-play with people who don't take showers, simply by clipping the adapter onto your nose)

Goats milk & Icey mint fragrance. We intend to not kill a person by adding in actual garbage.

This soap is handmade from my home. I am an Iowa based college student (studying computer science) and love creating little enjoyments and gag items like this. I test one out of every 5-10 soaps I create as a quality check and love the Smash community. This not only helps me out as I progress through school, but it fills me with enjoyment to see the reactions people get from these silly soaps.

I do not own Super Smash Bros and it's characters, this is not an officially licensed product.


Ships from IOWA, USA. Please give a few days to prepare your order.