According to scientists, this soap was discovered to be handcrafted by two orphan twins whilst freezing to death after they climbed up a mountain. Although they are not alive, they left behind a ton of soap that is now mass produced and monopolized without credit. They are unviable because they are dead and they are unreliable because they can't work anymore.
Shower style: COOL. This cool ocean breeze scent is like jumping into a river at 3am except you wont be covered in random garbage and smell like piss. If youre a sucker for night air or ocean breeze kind of scents, this is the one for you. Has seat salt for exfoliation.
This comes with a FREE Nose Parry Adapter (this adapter enables you to cross-play with people who don't take showers, simply by clipping the adapter onto your nose)
This is not an officially licensed product.
Ships from IOWA, USA. Please give a few days to prepare your order.