Unviable and Unreliable

Unviable and Unreliable

Regular price $7.99 Unit price  per 

WHAT IS THIS?

This is a natural bar of soap created in parody of the Ice Climbers. Gift this to a friend or take a relaxing shower yourself.

DESCRIPTION:
According to scientists, this soap was discovered to be handcrafted by two orphan twins whilst freezing to death after they climbed up a mountain. Although they are not alive, they left behind a ton of soap that is now mass produced and monopolized without credit. They are unviable because they are dead and they are unreliable because they can't work anymore.

WHAT DO I GET?
Unviable and Unreliable (Icey mint scented)
FREE Nose Parry Adapter (this adapter enables you to cross-play with people who don't take showers, simply by clipping the adapter onto your nose)
FREE "Wash Your ASS" Sticker

INGREDIENTS:
Goats milk & Icey mint fragrance. We intend to not kill a person by adding in actual garbage.

PROCESS:
This soap is handmade from my home. I am an Iowa based college student (studying computer science) and love creating little enjoyments and gag items like this. I test one out of every 5-10 soaps I create as a quality check and love the Smash community. This not only helps me out as I progress through school, but it fills me with enjoyment to see the reactions people get from these silly soaps.

I do not own Super Smash Bros and it's characters, this is not an officially licensed product.

 

Ships from IOWA, USA. Please give a few days to prepare your order.