Unviable & Unreliable

Unviable & Unreliable

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According to scientists, this soap was discovered to be handcrafted by two orphan twins whilst freezing to death after they climbed up a mountain. Although they are not alive, they left behind a ton of soap that is now mass produced and monopolized without credit. They are unviable because they are dead and they are unreliable because they can't work anymore. Icey mint scented.

 

This comes with a FREE Nose Parry Adapter (this adapter enables you to cross-play with people who don't take showers, simply by clipping the adapter onto your nose)

 

This is not an officially licensed product.

Ships from IOWA, USA. Please give a few days to prepare your order.